*plays with tie nervously at job interview*
"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."
"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"
When I was about 13 this older boy I was friends with at the time said “I don’t know why when girls get in long term relationships they think it’s okay to stop wearing makeup and start wearing sweat pants” and I think about that almost every day
Kathryn Bigelow, director of The Hurt Locker, is the only woman EVER to win a Best Director Oscar. Only 4 women have ever been nominated. Women made up only 6% of Directors for the top movies of 2013. There were NO female nominees for directing, cinematography, film editing, writing (original screenplay), or music (original score) during last year’s Academy Awards.
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
*sneezes really hard and then whines about it for a while*